WOULD you believe it? The weather forecast said this morning we were going to have snow!

We’ve had summer in March, they said, so now we’re going to have winter in April.

Imagine – by the time this article comes out we could all be singing “I’m dreaming of a white Easter”!

Would you believe it?

Mind you, only yesterday Radio 4’s Sunday programme was reporting that due to the shortage of donkeys, the Church of England had now resorted to using llamas for its Palm Sunday procession. Really!

Then I realised this year, Palm Sunday fell on April 1.

Would you believe it?

This week’s Britain’s Got Talent featured Lily and the Pineapple Hunks branded by Simon Cowell “the worst singing and dancing act I’ve ever seen”.

Mind you, I thought the Dalmatian and the recorder hit a pretty low spot.

Would you believe it?

Most amazing of all – they tell me 2,000 years ago a 33-year-old Jew was arrested after a night out with his friends, convicted by a kangaroo court then nailed to a cross until he died.

Three days later he came alive and claimed he could set everyone free.

Would you believe it? Well – would you? – JOHN.